For the last 15 years i've had no idea what it said but recently found a site that translates scans, here are the hilarious results.
In addition to noise and nothing else
Eleven Australian Vendetta Lucas Abela
14 years old Lucas Abela Abela [animal Cass) became interested in experimental music, he dropped skateboard, started playing this weird music. If it happened in China, I am sure that all of the teacher and the Dean's Office long have resigned. But Australia, dagger Lucas this play not only down, but also intensified - door 1993 in Sydney doing a radio program, Lucas made Otomo Yoshihide interview, then he made a sound as the latter again Nirvana album, in near 20. Get parts enroll remixes used again; he was Jon Rose (their mutual friend, to noise electric violin and sampling is known, in 1993 and in 1998 participated in the Beijing International Jazz Festival) in Rotterdam organized by Festival and Otomo Yoshihide same stage, and agreed later to Japan cooperation album Otomo praised him as "extreme DJing division." That same year, Lucas bought from a Japanese tourist in the hands of an A Kombi camping steam
Tone circuit - they rely on each other to touch communication circuit noise. For such a pioneer in improvised music, people, strange ideas may further educating the spirit of improvisation is closely linked with its own, it might lead to more interesting events; dagger Lucas had an appointment with a show organizer, by phone do a show. But when he drove find coffee point after treatment but found the phone has been out of service, and his tires and trapped him in unrighteousness. Lucas drove a flat tire when the car ran ten kilometers of parents turn to when his father refused to lend again inexplicable reason the phone - perhaps his father was right, in order to protect family property - and then went to the nearest phone booth Lucas, toward phone venue Sydney Cafe De Lane screaming for 20 minutes. A group of people swarmed, surprise, funny and difficult to understand, they came and asked, "Ah you in the end doing? And Lucas handed the phone to them, and sped away, leaving these people
Car, and later when he found the wipers can send him heard 'best voice "it is actually a sharp treble eleven eleven then later he started the record company, publishing the first album was released in the name of A IKombi' Story Music under .Drive-by "(1994), more and more recent thing is, Lucas will be before Christmas, as a tourist to Beijing, of course, bring his infamous pile of strange equipment, abundance river boat, the ancestral DoTL, Wang Fan, Zhu Zhenzhong do these Chinese musicians together on the same stage. Simply put, Lucas is playing noise music, people he classified as Electro-acostic Noise, is "electro-acoustic noise." But this has a strange idea of countless people and is often understood as "the voice of an act 'artists, for example, Lucas once and associates Severin (plug Lin) together, in a show naked, genitals top each puncture a Jian Zhen root attached wire-this is the black box noise S invention
Issued a silly question to the telephone to end the show. As for the Otomo Yoshihide Nirvana sound again, it is such that dagger lucas go 'Time Bomb' record store to buy the album, take it home. He tied the CD on the engine gear destroyed, and at the same time recording, video, pictures - "making noise so a fully charged again mix, I prefer to use CD's surface rather than the actual sound CD inside" - the photo After washing out, Lucas put together a box along with the video, the Friends of the small performances brought to him personally. Yes, it is fun, but the company's Web site at Lucas explained the personal album Plover Brand Peeled Hearts Paste ((Xi Bird skinned cardiac sauce, "a self-proclaimed food produced for the treatment of diseases when listening to music) is said:" The album in addition to noise and nothing else, but for Lucas, this means continuing with loud wobbling frequency to attention and create awareness of divinity in this meditation process, Lucas entered
Another universe ruled by the sound, where he was able to exist in a universe in harmony with the bright hope of finding Lucas individual phantom sound internal oracle-like vibration, in order to help him into a higher awareness of the world all-around and reach the intangible of the realm. 'This is amazing, I do not know that he is an expert, or heroes. Lucas certainly attach great importance to personal inner feelings and creativity, in his June 2, 1996, in London Bridge nearby Back space, with a population of wacky musical instrument - through several effects tied around the waist, connected to the turntable pickup movement - issued a large number of non-melodic electronic blasting treble. That fact is sewn turkey with kitchen utensils, is to replace the needle, Lucas called the "mouth work ', he thinks this stuff range sensitive, can come up with a dynamic, mercurial voice, make him in the show in a stream of consciousness state, forget everything around to put them. Now for the feeling and convenience can invent 'mouth work', Lucas will create a different and even invention is known since he tied the DA Ding recorder camping car roof and drove " Play 'and recording since the publication, dagger lucas has invented many fun things, one of the "bridge" and "The Glove' imitate other musicians get more use. 'Bridge ", one of his favorite weapon, because the shape of the Sydney Harbour Bridge is named on an arched steel frame, a number of engine driven by the rapid rotation of the disc, dagger lucas the sword, hunting knives, spits so do the needle on vinyl, circular saw blade, stainless steel plate and sheet friction. The "glove", except the thumb, each finger comes with a stylus for his sampling on record or anything else, he Gloves the stuffed corduroy pants, the result is that he looks like a varicose aliens. In addition to 'bridge' the modified turntables and stylus devices, he also frequently use wind turntables, grinding knife with a stylus, multi-loop machine needle and other "sound nihilism tool". Lucas is not afraid of the audience feel ridiculous, he prefers to be referred to as entertainers and not musicians. He thinks too much noise music sound cruel but because the audience does not adapt, "the audience is by no means come to bear. I want to give the audience an interesting show. This meditation he likes the noise, but also on the character and the game-he even likes to do about the scene of Techno, because "the audience will not like that stupid noise away like polite applause at the show," he wanted the audience to see the music the conceptual motivation, listening to the sound of things behind. About his record company, Dual Plover ("Two Birds"), the word comes from Japanese into English, means "double-headed dildo ,, but in the bottom of the comment trademark but is 'One Bird Ding .w Stones' ( A bird two stone ', which is said everything in their recording, publishing, policy issuance album - looks both like a conspiracy, funny and very recently, the company's major event is the publication of Lucas new album Rebirth Of Fool ("stupid Resurrection"). Their tagline is just the conclusion of this article can be used as -. "In the play was a fool before playing a fool" (Yan Jun Liu Yi)